Unlikely Headlines

Adult Stem Cell Breakthrough

NYT Reports Positive Iraq Story

Today’s big news has me feeling all optimistic and tingly inside. Dreamer that I am tho- I can’t help but wonder what giddy revelations tomorrow’s paper may bring. Just imagine:

Al Gore: Thanks for the Validation, Admits it was All Hooey

Oil Discovered to be Cheap, Plentiful
Answer to World’s Energy Needs

Early Firearms Training Key to Well-Regulated Society

Fetuses Actually Form of Pre-Children!

Employment Increases Self-Worth, Actual Worth

New England Republicans in Name Only

Lower Taxes Increase Revenues, Stimulate Economy

Polls Not Really News say 82%