Has anyone ever told you...

...You look like Henry Kissinger? Ben Stein over at The American Spectator has written a Pultizer-worthy rumination on the tragedy of Nixon's fall.

"Can anyone even remember now what Nixon did that was so terrible? He ended the war in Vietnam, brought home the POW's, ended the war in the Mideast, opened relations with China, started the first nuclear weapons reduction treaty, saved Eretz Israel's life, started the Environmental Protection Administration. Does anyone remember what he did that was bad?"

Undoubtedly the bull moose mother of all turds in the punch bowl of Deep Throat's coming out party. A brilliant piece of boat-rocking whose waves will be felt all over the country before the inevitable Watergate wrap-up books come out. Read the whole thing